RELATABLE HUMOR: Our "Being a Functional Adult Every Day Seems a Bit Excessive" funny kitchen towel is a lighthearted addition to your kitchen or bathroom that captures the sentiment shared by many who have questioned the demands of adulthood.

CONVERSATION STARTER: The sarcastic kitchen towel with witty message can spark laughter and conversation during gatherings, making it a fun addition to any home.

Ideal Gift: Share a laugh with friends who understand the challenges of being a grown-up, or gift it to someone who appreciates the humor in navigating life's complexities.

GOOD SIZE & SCREEN PRINTED: Measures 16 x 23.5 inch (unfolded) perfect sized CENTER FOLD funny dish towel. The printing is screen printed which is very vibrant and crisp, no peeling or fraying.

ABSORBENT & DURABLE: Our sarcastic kitchen towel is made of high quality microfiber waffle weave that is absorbent, soft, quick dry, lint free and wrinkle-free. Machine Washable;

Original Value: 32" HDTV with 16:9 aspect ratio, 2500:1 contrast ratio and 450 cd/m²

Faux Leather & Protective toe: High-performance faux leather is soft and wear-resistant and a rubber toe cap for anti-collision.

Waterproof & breathable: Breathable mesh lining and waterproof membrane construction let vapor out without letting water in, keep your feet dry all the day.

Durable & slip resistant: Rugged rubber outsole with Multi-Directional Traction (MDT) provides high-traction grip in muddy environments and on rocky surfaces. Designed for both daily life and outdoor sports like hiking, walking, hunting, camping, climbing, cycling, fishing, jungle, running, backpacking, trekking, mountaineering, traveling, and so on.

Flexible & comfortable: Removable flexible insole offers arch support and brings all-day comfort. MD midsole reduces foot fatigue and absorbs shock.

What you get: Our friendly customer service, NORTIV 8 is an American brand that aims at providing high-quality outdoor shoes.

1800 PEAK WATT MOTOR BASE: Made for powering through the toughest of ingredients.

BLENDSENSE: Ninja’s smartest technology that can automatically adjust speed and time for perfectly smooth results. Innovative dial informs the user what mode the blender is in for a truly user-friendly experience.

72-OZ. FULL-SIZE PITCHER: Great for making large batches of smoothies and frozen drinks for the whole family.

64-OZ. POWER FOOD PROCESSOR BOWL: Use with the single-touch programs for even chopping, smooth purees, and processing up to 2 lbs. of dough. Included feed chute lid & pusher make adding ingredients both simple and safe.

SLICING & SHREDDING DISC: Slice and prep veggies, cheese, and more with ease.

VARIABLE SPEED: Allows for complete manual control of (10) different speed settings*. *Only in Full-Sized Pitcher

24 oz. SINGLE-SERVE CUP: Enjoy your favorite blended drinks in the single-serve cup with spout lid for on-the-go convenience.

LIQUID DETECT: Alerts you when liquid is needed*. *only in Single Serve Cup.

DISHWASHER SAFE: Containers, lids, and blades are all top-rack dishwasher safe.

WHAT’S INCLUDED: 1800 PW Motor Base, 72 oz. Pitcher, 64 oz. Food Processor Bowl with Feed Chute Lid, Total Crushing and Chopping Blade Assembly, 24 oz. Single-Serve Cup & Lid, Hybrid Edge Blade, Chopping Blade, Dough Blade, Slicing/Shredding Disc.

►【Premium Material】Universal fit car seat covers made of durable, breathable, wear-resistant and waterproof faux leather, padded with sponge and cotton to make it feels softer and more comfortable.

►【Perfect Protection】The rear car seat covers could protect the seat from dirt, dust, pet hairs and being scratched. It's easy to care and clean with wet soft towel. Perfect car seat protectors for your new car.

►【Superior Compatible】This rear split seat covers is airbag, baby safety seat and seat buckles compatible, it will not effect the original functions of your vehicle. Meticulous sewing and unique appearance design adds a sence of modern and sleek to your auto interior.

►【Easy Installation】The rear bench seat covers can use the removable velcro for adjustment between 48in-58in. Please watching the installation video in this listing and read the attached manual before install. NOTE: The video is just for installation reference, package come with split rear seat covers only, the front seat covers are not included.

►【Universal Fit】Waterproof leather car seat covers fit for most Cars, Sedans, SUVs and Trucks. Through Vehicle Fitment Chart below you could get further auto support. We provide 12 months warranty, if you received defects products, lack of hardware or any other problem, please feel free to contact us.

🌞💆‍♀️WHY A CLEANSE?: Jumpstart your journey to wellness with the Pulp and Press 3-day juice detox cleanse. Renew, revitalize, and fortify your body with our nutrient-rich Fresh pressed juice and wellness shots formulated to combat toxins, improve gut health, boost immunity, and elevate your overall well-being.

🍎🥕ONLY THE GOOD STUFF - Crafted from locally sourced ingredients, our 100% organic pressed juices are free of any added sugars, preservatives, or artificial flavors. Each raw juice contains 3-4 pounds of fresh produce per bottle, cold-pressed to retain the quality of the ingredients.

💚✨DON’T SACRIFICE TASTE: Enjoy the best of both worlds – taste and nutrition. Our wellness shots & healthy juice recipes are designed to wow your taste buds while providing the vital nutrients your body craves. Say goodbye to bland health foods and hello to flavorful wellness!

🚫❄️FRESH! NEVER FROZEN - Our cold pressed juices are fresh and never frozen, freezing can damage the live enzymes and nutrients. It can also cause the product to expand, leading to broken seals and early spoilage. Just keep the juices sealed and refrigerated to maintain their freshness!

🏃‍♀️🏋️YOUR WELLNESS JOURNEY STARTS HERE - Our 3-day detox gut cleanse contains 15 cold pressed organic juices and 6 wellness shots packed with cold pressed superfoods to flush toxins, fight inflammation, support your immune system, and improve overall well-being.

【2K High Definition】Capture every detail inside your home with crystal-clear 2K high definition video with this indoor security camera. Easily see what your baby is holding or what your pet is playing with.

【Secure Local or Cloud Storage】Save footage continuously on up to a 512 GB microSD card (not included) or subscribe to Tapo Care for cloud storage which saves 30-day video history and provides additional benefits such as motion tracking, baby crying detection, and more. [Before purchasing a microSD card, please check the TP-Link website FAQ to ensure compatibility with your device.]

【Detection & Instant Notification】Get instant push notifications when motion, person or baby crying is detected, there is no additional fee to use it as a baby camera monitor. Discern from notifications that matter, so you'll know if its your pet playing around or if someone is actually there.

【Works w/ Alexa & Google Assistant】Fully compatible with Amazon Alexa and Google Assistant, use your simple voice command to view Tapo indoor security camera live stream on Echo Show or Google Chrome Cast with a screen. Easily get your home security footage up on a larger TV display.

【2-Way Audio w/ Built In Siren】Never truly leave home with the built-in 2-way audio. Use as a pet camera with phone app to comfort your pet from anywhere in the world. Keep your family safe with cameras for home security indoor by warding off intruders.

【Night Vision up to 30 Ft.】Never miss a thing that goes on, even at night thanks to the integrated IR system on this indoor camera which provides 30 feet of night vision.

【Device Sharing】View your WiFi camera feed from two different smart phone devices. Now mom and dad can both see what's happening at home with a single camera, making keeping an eye on the little ones just a bit easier.

TRAVEL SAFELY with this 10-in-1 tire pressure gauge, equipped with a seat belt cutter, car window breaker, and LED flashlight for emergencies. All the car accessories you need in one compact device that fits into a glove box.

ACCURATE tire pressure gauge gives you peace of mind. Measures pressure from 2-150 PSI in 0.5 PSI increments. Accurate within +/- 1 PSI pressure range. Suitable for a Variety of Applications, including Motorcycles, Bicycles, SUVs, and Trucks.

AVOID FLAT or BLOWN-OUT TIRES. Flat tires can cause damage to your vehicle and decrease fuel efficiency, while overinflated tires pose the risk of blowouts. With the Ascent tire pressure gauge, check your tire pressure before hitting the road. It's a must-have to ensure utmost performance and safety.

RELIABLE DEVICE made of tough ABS plastic. The ergonomic rubberized grip allows precise tire pressure measurement on a large backlit LCD. Includes LED flashlight and red light, stainless steel car window breaker, seatbelt cutter, pliers, screwdriver, and scissors. PERFECT CAR GIFT for new and avid drivers, offroaders, RVers

OUR BEST PICKUP PERFORMANCE. The super-powered Roomba j9+ effortlessly banishes dirt from carpet and hard floors with 100% stronger suction* so you can focus on...not cleaning. *Compared to Roomba Combo i Series robots 

FIRST-OF-ITS-KIND DIRT DETECTIVE INTELLIGENCE. Dirt Detective learns from cleaning history so your robot can automatically prioritize rooms, adjust suction, and the number of cleaning passes.

IT DOESN’T JUST LEARN YOUR HOME; IT REACTS TO IT IN REAL TIME. With PrecisionVision Navigation and a camera, your robot identifies and avoids obstacles of all sizes like pet waste, charging cords, socks and shoes to get the whole job done.

PET MESSES HAPPEN. P.O.O.P. (Pet Owner Official Promise)* means your Roomba j9 plus robot vacuum will steer clear of your pet’s waste. If it doesn’t, we'll replace your robot for free. *Additional terms and conditions apply – see iRobot website for full details.

EMPTIES ITS BIN, SO CLEANING IS OFF YOUR MIND. Cleans up after itself, emptying its Vacuum Bin into an advanced bag that holds up to 60 days of debris, which means two whole months of not thinking about vacuuming.

START CLEANING YOUR WAY EVEN FASTER. Straight out of the box, your Roomba robot vacuum will create a complete map of your home 7x faster than the previous mapping technology so you can clean wherever you want, whenever you want after just one run.

3-STAGE CLEANING GETS THE JOB DONE. Proprietary 3-stage cleaning system deploys Dual Multi-Surface Rubber Brushes, an Edge-Sweeping Brush, and 100% stronger* Power-Lifting Suction. *Compared to Roomba Combo i Series robots

BUILT WITH MORE PET FEATURES THAN ANY OTHER ROBOT VACUUM. Cleans around clutter and steers clear of pet bowls and toys while picking up dirt and debris. So, you can spend time loving your pets, not cleaning up after them.

NEAT ROWS FOR A MORE THOROUGH CLEAN. Advanced navigation and 2 cleaning pass settings allows Roomba robot to navigate your home in neat, efficient rows for a wall-to wall clean without missing the spot.

UNDERSTANDS MORE VOICE COMMANDS THAN ANY OTHER ROBOT. Pair it with Alexa, Siri, or Google Assistant-enabled devices* and say commands like “Tell Roomba Combo to clean the kitchen." Then it goes into cleaning action.

All-Day Flawless Wear: Experience an impeccable, transfer-resistant finish with our long lasting blush palette. Crafted for extended wear, the blush ensures a flawless look that lasts throughout the day. Its finely milled texture allows for a smooth application, blending seamlessly for a vibrant, natural flush that enhances your complexion.

Lightweight & Enhancing Formula: FV blush powder features a lightweight formula that not only feels invisible but also enhances your natural beauty. It sculpts and highlights your cheekbones with a delicate touch of color, promoting a radiant and luminous glow. Perfect for achieving a seamless makeup look that compliments any style.

Velvety Soft Matte Finish: Achieve a sophisticated matte look with our soft matte blush. Designed to minimize the appearance of pores and control shine, it delivers a velvety, refined finish. For an intensified matte effect, pair with a setting powder or spray to maintain vibrant color and longevity.

Expert Application Tips: For optimal results, tap off excess powder before application to ensure a light, even layer. Gently sweep the blush onto the apples of your cheeks, blending upwards and outwards to lift and enhance your facial features. Achieve a professional-grade look with these simple steps.

Eco-Friendly and Cruelty-Free: FV blush powder is eco-friendly and proudly cruelty-free, never tested on animals. By using our blush, you support environmental sustainability and ethical beauty practices, ensuring that your choice benefits both your skin and the planet.